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Michelle Lamar is a mother, wife, marketing geek andwhile I was at “Charlie’s,” they
author. Michelle writes a parenting blog calledcould call me on my cell. I can’t tell you how
“White Trash Mom” and wrote themany work problems I took care of while on
book “White Trash Mom Handbook”playground duty at my kids’ school.
(August 2008). Michelle lives with her two daughters,I know lying is sad and twisted. But so is the fact that
ages 10 and 14, and her husband Tim.there are no good childcare options for families here in
I tried to be a perfect mother. I tried to do itthe United States, one of the richest countries in the
“all,” because I thought that was what Iworld.
was supposed to do. Then one day I woke up andWe are on our own to figure out how to care for our
realized that it was completely insane to try to think Ichildren and make a living. Did you know that:
could do it all. Something had to give. In my case, I had- 70 percent of Moms with children under 18 work and
to get creative with the truth.that a recent study by Harvard and McGill Universities
I worked in sales for years at an ad agency. Along theranks the U.S. at the bottom of the world's nations in
way, I become a mother of two girls…and aterms of providing a safety net for Moms and
pathological liar. To manufacture more time andchildren?
flexibility in order to take kids to appointments, do work- Of the 52 million working parents in the United States,
at their school, I made up a fake client. It made it easierit is estimated that between $50 billion and $300 billion
for me to keep track of (lying is much more difficultdollars are lost every year because of lost job
than telling the truth), and it became aproductivity due to parents being worried and stressed
“code” for my co-workers (the womenabout their children in after school care or without
of course) that I was on a “child duty”proper care after-school.
when I left the office. I would tell my co-workers that ISince the modern workplace pretends that my children
was going to see “Charlie” over atdon’t exist, and this isn’t going to change
“Corporate Solutions” for a meeting.anytime soon, I am working around it. If the world is
At the mention of “Charlie” or thegoing to pretend I don’t have kids, I am going to
“Corporate Solutions” meeting, myhave imaginary clients.
friends would know that one of the girls had to go toYou can read more of my tips on how to keep sane
the doctor, or that I had playground duty at school. Thein my book, The White Trash Mom Handbook.